Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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