There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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