That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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