this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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