I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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