She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Help. Why am I so naked?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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