Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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