Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize