Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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