Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
