real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
