i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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