I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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