I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Randomize