so that wasnt chicken after all
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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