This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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