I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
is wine microwaveable?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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