i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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