I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize