I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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