no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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