Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
True college students do jello shots in the library
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