i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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