how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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