so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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