i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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