we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
