I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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