I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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