dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Girls should come with a carfax report
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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