so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Randomize
