i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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