I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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