we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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