I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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