im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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