Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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