Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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