Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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