Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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