That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
pray to the hookup gods
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
