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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
he just fucked me for my cheese..
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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