You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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