conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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