you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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