that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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