its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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