like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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