I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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