i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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