He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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