Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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