i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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