I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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