dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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