Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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