doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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